The United Islands of Reborn America is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by McKenna Kennedy with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.407 billion Americans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles. The average income tax rate is 72.7%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 1,328 trillion RS Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 207,302 RS Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins, the Treasury and Finance Ministry have been outsourced, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, and scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reborn America's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Reborn America is ranked 22,960^th in the world and 107^th in 10000 Islands for Most Patriotic, with 44.31 flags saluted per person per day.